Never get snowflakes on your tongue until every one of the winged animals have gone south for the winter!

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Don't you detest that unbalanced minute when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your folks!

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Keep in mind, at Christmas time it's not how enormous your tree is, or what's under it. It's who's around it that matters!

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Possibly Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't originate from a store…